Before the dead rise, before the chaos and carnage begin, certain
homeowners will find that they are safer than their neighbors.
Although no house was ever constructed for the purpose of zombie
defense, several designs have proved remarkably secure. If your house
itself is not structurally ready for a zombie attack, various measures
can be employed to fortify it.
PREPARATION PART II: SUPPLIES
Once the private residence is secure, stockpiling for a siege must be
undertaken. There is no telling how long it will take for help to arrive.
There is no telling if help ever will. Always be prepared for a long
siege. Never assume a quick rescue.
A. Weapons: Each home arsenal should include:
- Rifle, 500 rounds
- Shotgun, twelve-gauge, 250 shells
- Pistol, .45 caliber, 250 rounds
- Silencer (rifle)
- Silencer (pistol)
- Heavy crossbow (in lieu of silencers),
150 bolts
- Telescopic sight (rifle)
- Night-vision scope (rifle)
- Laser sight (rifle)
- Laser sight (pistol)
- Katana sword
Wakizashi or other short-bladed sword
- Two knives with smooth, six- to eight-inch blades
- Hand hatchet
(NOTE: This list applies to a single individual. Numbers should be
adjusted depending on the number of people in the group.)
B. Equipment: Now that all weapons have been chosen, consider what equipment is
necessary for your maintenance and perhaps even survival. In the short
run, standard disaster-survival kits will suffice. Any longer, and the
material below will be necessary. Common household items such as
clothing, toilet paper, etc., are assumed to be kept on hand in reasonable
quantities
- Water,
three quarts per day, for cooking and washing
-
Hand-pumped water filter
-
Four replacement filters
Cistern for collecting rainwater
-
Iodine and/or purification tablets
-
Canned food, three cans per day (preferable to dried goods in that
they contain some water)
- Two portable electric stoves
- Advanced medical kit (must include field-surgery implements and
antibiotics)
- Bicyclepowered electric generator
- Gasoline generator (to be used only in emergencies)
- Twenty gallons of gasoline
- Rechargeable, battery-powered shortwave radio
- Two battery-powered flashlights
- Two rechargeable, battery-powered electric lamps
- Two rechargeable, battery-powered and/or solar-powered radios
- Appropriate reinforcement materials, including lumber, bricks,
. mortar, etc.
- Extensive tool kit, including sledgehammer, ax, handsaw, etc.
- Lime and/or bleaching powder in sufficient supply to maintain
latrine
- One high-powered telescope (80X-100X), with spare lenses and
cleaning equipment
- Fifteen emergency flares .
- Thirty-five chemical light sticks
- Five fire extinguishers
- Two sets of earplugs
- Spare parts for all fore mentioned machinery and user's manuals .
- Extensive library of manuals, including a general disaster manual
(NOTE: As with weapons, personal items such as food, water, and
medicine must be multiplied for the number of people in your group.)
SURVIVING AN ATTACK
The siege has commenced. Zombies swarm around your home, incessantly
attacking but unable to enter. At this point, your worries are far
from over. Waiting out a siege does not mean sitting idle. Many tasks
will have to be accomplished and repeated for survival in a confined
space.
A. Designate one comer of your backyard to serve as a latrine. Most
survival manuals will explain the finer points of construction and
disposal.
B. If soil and rain permits, dig a vegetable garden. This ready source
of food should be consumed first, saving the canned food for an
emergency. Keep it as far away from the latrines as possible, to avoid infection not by waste but by the residual effects that lime or
bleach will have on the soil.
C. For electricity, always resort to the manual (bicycle-powered) generator.
Not only is the gasoline model loud and potentially dangerous-
its fuel is finite. Use it only in extreme circumstances, such
as a night attack, when manual power is unfeasible or impossible
to generate.
D. Patrol the wall constantly. If you're in a group, run patrols on a
twenty-four-hour basis. Always be vigilant for an unlikely but possible
infiltration. If you are alone, limit your patrols to daylight
hours. At night, make sure all doors are secure (windows should
already be barred). Sleep with a flashlight and weapon nearby.
Sleep lightly.
E. Maintain a low profile. If you have a basement, do your cooking
there, along with power generation and any equipment maintenance.
When you monitor the radio, something that should be done
every day, use headphones. Keep blackout curtains on all windows, especially at night.
F. Dispose of all bodies. Be it zombie or human, a corpse is still a
corpse. The bacteria in rotting flesh can be a serious health hazard.
All bodies within your perimeter should be burned or buried. All
bodies outside of your wall should be burned. To do this, simply
stand on a ladder on your side of the wall, pour gasoline on the
freshly slain ghoul, light a match and let it fall. Although this may
attract more undead to your dwelling, it is a necessary risk to
remove an already-present hazard.
G. Exercise daily. Use of the stationary bicycle, along with basic calisthenics
and dynamic tension, will keep your body fit and strong
enough for any combat situation. Again, make sure your regimen
is quiet. If a basement is not available, use a room in the center of
the house. Basic soundproofing such as mattresses and blankets
against the walls will help to muffle any sounds.
H. Remain entertained. Despite the need for vigilance, recreation is a
must. Make sure a large cache of books, games, and other forms of
amusement are available (electronic games are too noisy and
energy-inefficient to be considered). In a long and seemingly interminable
siege, boredom can lead to paranoia, delusion, and hopelessness.
It is as important to keep your mind in good shape as it is
your body.
I. Keep your earplugs handy, and use them often. The constant, collective
moan of the undead, a sound that will persist at all hours for
as long as the siege continues, can be a deadly form of psychological
warfare. People with well-protected, well-supplied homes have
been known to either kill one another or go insane simply from the
incessant moan.
J. Make sure your escape route is planned and your gear ready to go.
In the uncertainty of battle, it may be necessary to abandon your
home. Perhaps the wall has been breached, perhaps a fire has
started, perhaps rescue has amved hut is not close enough. For
whatever reason, it's time to go. Keep your survival pack and
weapon in a readily accessible area, packed, loaded, and ready for
action.
IMMEDIATE DEFENSE
The dead have risen. You smell the smoke, hear the sirens. Screams
and shots fill the air. You have been unable or unwilling to properly
prepare your home-what now? Although the situation looks grim, it
by no means signals your demise. If you take the right actions at the
right time, you can save yourself and your family from joining the
ranks of the undead.
A. Strategies for Two-Story Homes
1. Lock all your doors and windows. Although a pane of glass may not stop a zombie, the sound '
of its shattering will be the best warning you
can get.
2. Run upstairs and turn on the bathtub. Although
this sounds foolish, there is no way of knowing
when the water will be cut. After a few
days, thirst will become your greatest enemy.
3. Find the best weapons possible. (See previous chapter.) They should
be light and, if possible, attachable to your body so you will have
the full use of your hands. Those will be busy for the next hour.
4. Begin stockpiling the second story. Most households have at least 50 percent of the items
listed. Do a quick inventory to see what you have. Don't take everything,
just the bare essentials: one or two weapons, some food (you
already have a bathtub full of water), a flashlight, and a batterypowered
radio. And since most families keep their medical chests
upstairs, yon won't need anything more. Remember: Time could be
short, so don't spend it all gathering supplies when the most important
job is still ahead.
5. Demolish the staircase! As zombies are unable to climb, this
method guarantees your safety. Many have argued that an easier
solution would be to board up all the windows and doors. This
method is self-defeating because it would take only a few zombies
to break through any homemade barricade. No doubt destroying
your staircase will take time and energy, but it must be done. Your
life depends on it. Do not, under any circumstances, try to burn your
stairs away with the hope of controlling the fire. Several people
have attempted to save time in this way; their efforts have ended in
either death by fitr or the total destruction of their home.
6. If you have a ladder, use it to continue to stock your upstairs refuge.
If not, catalog what you do have, fill all sinks and other receptacles
with water, and prepare for a long wait.
7. Stay out of sight. If you listen to the radio, do it at a minimum volume.
When the skies darken, do not turn on the lights. Do not go near
the windows. Try to make it seem as if the house has been abandoned.
This may not stop a random zombie intrusion, but it will help to discourage
a mass congregation from descending upon your home.
8. Do not use the phone. As in all disasters, the lines will probably be
tied up. One more call only contributes to clogging the system.
Keep the ringer on the lowest setting. If a call does come through,
by all means answer it, but do so quietly.
9. Plan an alternate escape. You may be safe from zombies hut not
from fire. If a gas line bursts, or some fool down the street goes
crazy with a Molotov, yon may have to abandon your home. Find a
hag or other means of carrying essentials.
B. Strategies for Single-Story Homes
If you do not live in a two-story house, the attic will he a less comfortable
hut equally secure substitute. Most can he secured by simply
raising the retractable staircase or removing the temporary ladder.
Zombies lack the cognitive ability to build a ladder of their own. If you
stay quiet, they will not even know that an attic exists.
Never use a basement as a shelter.
If you find yourself in a one-story home with no attic, grab whatever
supplies you can, take hold of a weapon, and climb onto the roof.
If the ladder is kicked away, and there is no direct access (a window or
trapdoor), the undead will not be able to reach you. Keep still and keep
silent to avoid attracting the undead. Zombies in the area will break
into the house below you, search it for prey, then wander off. Remain
on the roof for as long as you can, until supplies are exhausted or a rescue
patrol arrives. It may not be comfortable, but it is your best chance
for survival. Eventually, it will become inevitable to abandon this
refuge. See Chapter 4, "On the Run".)
C. PUBLIC SPACES
As with private homes, safety can be found in public or nonresidential
buildings. In some cases, their size and layout may afford more protection
than the most secure domiciles. In other cases, the exact opposite
is true. Because arming and equipping these structures should be
done in the same manner as in private homes, albeit on a grander scale,
this section focuses on the best and worst public sanctuaries.
GENERAL RULES:
Buildings in poorer, inner-city neighborhoods tend to be more secure
than others. Their reliance on high fences, razor wire, barred windows,
and other anti-crime features make them readily defensible. Buildings
in middle- or high-income areas tend to emphasize aesthetics. What
rich city council wants an eyesore in its neighborhood? Instead of ugly,
even tacky, safety features, these affluent people rely more heavily on
law enforcement and private security (forces of proven umeliability).
For these reasons, and if the situation permits, head away from the suhurhs
and toward the inner city.
Avoid "accidents waiting to happen." Many industrial structures of
the sort commonly found in inner-city or "downtown" areas house
explosive or flammable materials. They also may contain complicated
machinery such as power generators and environmental regulators,
mechanisms that require constant supervision. Put those two together,
and disaster is. gu aranteed. The Khotan nuclear power plant is only one
extreme example. More numerous if less dramatic incidents usually
occur with all Class 2 and 3 outbreaks. Do not seek refuge in or near
industrial sites, fuel-storage facilities, airports, or any other place identified
as high-risk.
When choosing a refuge, consider these questions carefully:
1. Is there a wall, fence, or other physical perimeter?
2. How many potential entrances and exits are there?
3. Can the people in your party simultaneously defend each fence
and exit?
4. Is there a secondary defensive position, multiple floors, or an attic?
5. Can the building be secured?
6. Is there a potential escape route?
7. What is the supply situation?
8. Is there a water line?
9. If needed, are weapons or tools available?
10. Are materials available to reinforce the entrances?
11. What about means of communication: phone, radio, Internet, etc.?
12. Given all these factors, how long could you or your group survive
an extended siege?
Make sure to consider all these questions when choosing where to
make your stand. Resist the urge to dash into the nearest building.
Remember; no matter how desperate the situation seems, time spent
thinking clearly is never time wasted.